God was finishing his creation when an angel walked past.
God said to the angel "The best will be last.
This animal we create will be loyal and true,
With a heart of pure gold an we'll paint his mouth blue.
He'll have great intelligence and a mystery within,
And when we finish his face, we'll give him a grin."
God finished his creation then knelt on one knee
And whispered to him what his purpose would be.
"You will take man, my love, when I set you free
Then turn one ear and listen to me.
I've given you a coat that will make kings bow.
For this you'll be captured and known as The Chow."